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Dialysis & Nephrology T-Shirts

Soft garment-dyed cotton, printed one at a time when somebody orders one. The writing on them comes from inside the unit rather than from a stock phrase about strength, which is why most of them only land properly if you have sat in the chair or run the machine.

56 items · printed when you order · free shipping over $15.00

Dialysis Halloween T-Shirt — "The scariest thing here is your phosphorus." Ghost Halloween Tee

Dialysis Halloween T-Shirt — "The scariest thing here is your phosphorus." Ghost Halloween Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Nurse Halloween T-Shirt — "Ghosts don’t scare me. Clotted lines do." Ghost Halloween Tee

Dialysis Nurse Halloween T-Shirt — "Ghosts don’t scare me. Clotted lines do." Ghost Halloween Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Chronic Illness Halloween T-Shirt — "My costume is person who feels fine." Invisible Illness Tee

Chronic Illness Halloween T-Shirt — "My costume is person who feels fine." Invisible Illness Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Halloween T-Shirt — "Trick or treat? I’m fluid restricted." Funny Halloween Tee

Dialysis Halloween T-Shirt — "Trick or treat? I’m fluid restricted." Funny Halloween Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Halloween T-Shirt — "Vampires take blood once a year. Amateurs." Funny Halloween Tee

Dialysis Halloween T-Shirt — "Vampires take blood once a year. Amateurs." Funny Halloween Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis T-Shirt — "Nobody: the machine at 3:47am: BEEP" Funny Dialysis Meme Tee

Dialysis T-Shirt — "Nobody: the machine at 3:47am: BEEP" Funny Dialysis Meme Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Holiday T-Shirt — "My holiday spirit is fluid restricted." Funny Dialysis Tee

Dialysis Holiday T-Shirt — "My holiday spirit is fluid restricted." Funny Dialysis Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Christmas T-Shirt — "Christmas is on a Friday. So is dialysis." Holiday Dialysis Tee

Dialysis Christmas T-Shirt — "Christmas is on a Friday. So is dialysis." Holiday Dialysis Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Caregiver T-Shirt — "Three days a week, I’m in the waiting room." Caregiver Tee

Dialysis Caregiver T-Shirt — "Three days a week, I’m in the waiting room." Caregiver Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Living Kidney Donor T-Shirt — "I gave a kidney. It went to someone I love." Organ Donor Tee

Living Kidney Donor T-Shirt — "I gave a kidney. It went to someone I love." Organ Donor Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Kidney Transplant T-Shirt — "Year two. Same kidney. Still showing off." Transplant Anniversary Tee

Kidney Transplant T-Shirt — "Year two. Same kidney. Still showing off." Transplant Anniversary Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Tech T-Shirt — "Est. 5 a.m." Collegiate Dialysis Tech Tee

Dialysis Tech T-Shirt — "Est. 5 a.m." Collegiate Dialysis Tech Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Renal Crew T-Shirt — "We run on alarms." Dialysis Team Tee

Renal Crew T-Shirt — "We run on alarms." Dialysis Team Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Patient Care Tech T-Shirt — "First needle, best needle." Collegiate PCT Tee

Patient Care Tech T-Shirt — "First needle, best needle." Collegiate PCT Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis RN T-Shirt — "Three days a week." Collegiate Nursing Tee

Dialysis RN T-Shirt — "Three days a week." Collegiate Nursing Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Nephrology Nurse T-Shirt — "Your labs, my problem." Collegiate Nursing Tee

Nephrology Nurse T-Shirt — "Your labs, my problem." Collegiate Nursing Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Nephrology Nurse T-Shirt — "My personality: coffee, gossip, and Kt/V."

Nephrology Nurse T-Shirt — "My personality: coffee, gossip, and Kt/V."

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Nurse T-Shirt — "Ask me about last night's episode. Or your labs. Whichever."

Dialysis Nurse T-Shirt — "Ask me about last night's episode. Or your labs. Whichever."

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Patient T-Shirt — "Villain era. Also dialysis era."

Dialysis Patient T-Shirt — "Villain era. Also dialysis era."

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Patient T-Shirt — "My tagline: I filter my own drama now."

Dialysis Patient T-Shirt — "My tagline: I filter my own drama now."

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Patient T-Shirt — "Not here to make friends. Here for the fistula."

Dialysis Patient T-Shirt — "Not here to make friends. Here for the fistula."

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Nurse T-Shirt — "I make the machine behave."

Dialysis Nurse T-Shirt — "I make the machine behave."

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Nurse T-Shirt — "Same chair. Same time. Same faces."

Dialysis Nurse T-Shirt — "Same chair. Same time. Same faces."

$24.95 – $30.95

Nephrology Nurse T-Shirt — "Fluent in Kt/V."

Nephrology Nurse T-Shirt — "Fluent in Kt/V."

$24.95 – $30.95

Nephrology Nurse T-Shirt — "Ask me about your access."

Nephrology Nurse T-Shirt — "Ask me about your access."

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Nurse T-Shirt — "My patients are my regulars."

Dialysis Nurse T-Shirt — "My patients are my regulars."

$24.95 – $30.95

Nephrology Nurse T-Shirt — "I know your dry weight by heart."

Nephrology Nurse T-Shirt — "I know your dry weight by heart."

$24.95 – $30.95

Kidney Drawing T-Shirt — "Me and my machine." Hemodialysis Tee

Kidney Drawing T-Shirt — "Me and my machine." Hemodialysis Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Kidney Drawing T-Shirt — "Retired." Funny Dialysis Patient Tee

Kidney Drawing T-Shirt — "Retired." Funny Dialysis Patient Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Kidney Drawing T-Shirt — "One is plenty." Funny Kidney Failure Tee

Kidney Drawing T-Shirt — "One is plenty." Funny Kidney Failure Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Kidney Drawing T-Shirt — "Anatomically incorrect." Funny Dialysis Tee

Kidney Drawing T-Shirt — "Anatomically incorrect." Funny Dialysis Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Nurse T-Shirt — "Your labs look beautiful today."

Dialysis Nurse T-Shirt — "Your labs look beautiful today."

$24.95 – $30.95

Nephrology Nurse T-Shirt — "I balance more than fluids."

Nephrology Nurse T-Shirt — "I balance more than fluids."

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Support T-Shirt — "Someone I love does dialysis."

Dialysis Support T-Shirt — "Someone I love does dialysis."

$24.95 – $30.95

Kidney Warrior T-Shirt — "My kidney quit. I didn't."

Kidney Warrior T-Shirt — "My kidney quit. I didn't."

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Awareness T-Shirt — "Three days a week. Still here."

Dialysis Awareness T-Shirt — "Three days a week. Still here."

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Patient T-Shirt — "My kidney decided to retire. Quitter."

Dialysis Patient T-Shirt — "My kidney decided to retire. Quitter."

$24.95 – $30.95

T-Shirt — Minimal 'Cold clinic, heavy cotton. [hemodialysis]' Medical Humor Tee

T-Shirt — Minimal 'Cold clinic, heavy cotton. [hemodialysis]' Medical Humor Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Crew Tee — "The dialysis crew. [ccht]" Casual Support Shirt

Dialysis Crew Tee — "The dialysis crew. [ccht]" Casual Support Shirt

$24.95 – $30.95

Checking the Fistula T-Shirt — Minimal Medical Humor Tee

Checking the Fistula T-Shirt — Minimal Medical Humor Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Tech T-Shirt — "First needle at 5 AM" Medical Technician Tee

Dialysis Tech T-Shirt — "First needle at 5 AM" Medical Technician Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Nurse T‑Shirt — "Bicarb, saline, and coffee." Medical Nursing Tee

Dialysis Nurse T‑Shirt — "Bicarb, saline, and coffee." Medical Nursing Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Minimalist White Tee — "12 hours on concrete. [ccht]"

Minimalist White Tee — "12 hours on concrete. [ccht]"

$24.95 – $30.95

Minimalist Tee — "Clean lines. clear mind. [pct]" Cotton T-Shirt

Minimalist Tee — "Clean lines. clear mind. [pct]" Cotton T-Shirt

$24.95 – $30.95

T-Shirt — "Eat your ice chips. [dialysis tech]" Minimal Medical Humor Tee

T-Shirt — "Eat your ice chips. [dialysis tech]" Minimal Medical Humor Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Hemodialysis Nurse T-Shirt — "Filtering life every shift. [hemodialysis]"

Hemodialysis Nurse T-Shirt — "Filtering life every shift. [hemodialysis]"

$24.95 – $30.95

Nephrology 'K/V on point.' T-Shirt - Medical Humor Tee for Kidney Care Professionals

Nephrology 'K/V on point.' T-Shirt - Medical Humor Tee for Kidney Care Professionals

$24.95 – $30.95

Nephrology Nurse T‑Shirt — “Venous pressure steady.” Minimal Medical Tee

Nephrology Nurse T‑Shirt — “Venous pressure steady.” Minimal Medical Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

T-Shirt — "Silencing alarms, saving kidneys. [ccht]" Minimal Medical Tee

T-Shirt — "Silencing alarms, saving kidneys. [ccht]" Minimal Medical Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Tech T-Shirt — "High BFR, low stress." Minimal Medical Humor Tee

Dialysis Tech T-Shirt — "High BFR, low stress." Minimal Medical Humor Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

T-Shirt — "Master of Cannulation. [pct]" Minimal Medical Humor Tee

T-Shirt — "Master of Cannulation. [pct]" Minimal Medical Humor Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Hemodialysis Humor Tee — "Master of the UF goal. [hemodialysis]"

Hemodialysis Humor Tee — "Master of the UF goal. [hemodialysis]"

$24.95 – $30.95

Minimalist 'Off to chase dry weight. [ccht]' T-Shirt

Minimalist 'Off to chase dry weight. [ccht]' T-Shirt

$24.95 – $30.95

Nephrology Nurse Tee — "It’s a good day to remove toxins."

Nephrology Nurse Tee — "It’s a good day to remove toxins."

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Tech T-Shirt — "It’s a great day to remove toxins." Medical Tech Tee

Dialysis Tech T-Shirt — "It’s a great day to remove toxins." Medical Tech Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Awareness T-Shirt — "We dialyze at dawn."

Dialysis Awareness T-Shirt — "We dialyze at dawn."

$24.95 – $30.95

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