Dialysis Halloween and Christmas Shirts

Treatment does not stop for a holiday, which is the joke and also the point. Christmas Day 2026 falls on a Friday, so for anyone on a Monday-Wednesday-Friday schedule it is a treatment day like any other. These are for the people who spend it in the chair, and for the staff who spend it on the floor.

14 items · printed when you order · free shipping over $15.00

Dialysis Halloween Hoodie — "The scariest thing here is your phosphorus." Ghost Halloween Sweatshirt

$49.95 – $60.95

Dialysis Nurse Halloween Hoodie — "Ghosts don’t scare me. Clotted lines do." Ghost Halloween Sweatshirt

$49.95 – $60.95

Dialysis Halloween T-Shirt — "The scariest thing here is your phosphorus." Ghost Halloween Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Nurse Halloween T-Shirt — "Ghosts don’t scare me. Clotted lines do." Ghost Halloween Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Chronic Illness Halloween Hoodie — "My costume is person who feels fine." Invisible Illness Sweatshirt

$49.95 – $60.95

Dialysis Halloween Hoodie — "Trick or treat? I’m fluid restricted." Funny Halloween Sweatshirt

$49.95 – $60.95

Dialysis Halloween Hoodie — "Vampires take blood once a year. Amateurs." Funny Halloween Sweatshirt

$49.95 – $60.95

Chronic Illness Halloween T-Shirt — "My costume is person who feels fine." Invisible Illness Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Halloween T-Shirt — "Trick or treat? I’m fluid restricted." Funny Halloween Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Halloween T-Shirt — "Vampires take blood once a year. Amateurs." Funny Halloween Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Holiday Hoodie — "My holiday spirit is fluid restricted." Funny Dialysis Sweatshirt

$49.95 – $60.95

Dialysis Christmas Hoodie — "Christmas is on a Friday. So is dialysis." Holiday Dialysis Sweatshirt

$49.95 – $60.95

Dialysis Holiday T-Shirt — "My holiday spirit is fluid restricted." Funny Dialysis Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Christmas T-Shirt — "Christmas is on a Friday. So is dialysis." Holiday Dialysis Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

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