Gifts for Dialysis Patients

Written from the chair rather than about it. Some of it is funny and some of it is blunt, and none of it is the inspirational phrasing that patients tend to find exhausting. They also work as gifts, which is how a lot of them are bought.

20 items · printed when you order · free shipping

Dialysis Patient T-Shirt — "Villain era. Also dialysis era."

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Patient T-Shirt — "My tagline: I filter my own drama now."

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Patient T-Shirt — "Not here to make friends. Here for the fistula."

$24.95 – $30.95

Weekly Dialysis Log Journal — Softcover, 6 Pre-Filled Weeks

$24.95

Kidney Sticker — "Me and my best friend"

$4.95

Kidney Sticker — "Retired."

$4.95

Kidney Sticker — "I only needed the one anyway"

$4.95

Kidney Sticker — "My kidney (not to scale)"

$4.95

Kidney Drawing T-Shirt — "Me and my machine." Hemodialysis Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Kidney Drawing T-Shirt — "Retired." Funny Dialysis Patient Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Kidney Drawing T-Shirt — "One is plenty." Funny Kidney Failure Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Kidney Drawing T-Shirt — "Anatomically incorrect." Funny Dialysis Tee

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Support Hoodie — "Someone I love does dialysis."

$49.95 – $60.95

Kidney Warrior Hoodie — "My kidney quit. I didn't."

$49.95 – $60.95

Dialysis Awareness Hoodie — "Three days a week. Still here."

$49.95 – $60.95

Dialysis Patient Hoodie — "My kidney decided to retire. Quitter."

$49.95 – $60.95

Dialysis Support T-Shirt — "Someone I love does dialysis."

$24.95 – $30.95

Kidney Warrior T-Shirt — "My kidney quit. I didn't."

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Awareness T-Shirt — "Three days a week. Still here."

$24.95 – $30.95

Dialysis Patient T-Shirt — "My kidney decided to retire. Quitter."

$24.95 – $30.95

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